love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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