...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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