Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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