you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
