in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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