I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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