You're so nebulous sometimes
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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