I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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