Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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