i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
No subtext here. People are naked.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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