where am i from again
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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