Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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