Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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