i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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