I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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