goodnight i made you a song goodbye
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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