Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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