how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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