some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
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