Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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