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HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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