Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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