am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
