My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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