Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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