Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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