How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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