I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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