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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.

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(804): View more from Virginia

of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.

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(407): View more from Florida

i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too

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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter

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(585): View more from New York

Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of

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(954): View more from Florida

Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.

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