stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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