he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Randomize
