? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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