we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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