Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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