I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
