Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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