I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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