Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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