it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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