Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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