Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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