whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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