You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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