In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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