sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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