She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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