I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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