Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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