My brain says no but my pants say off.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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