if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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