i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
My vagina just clenched in fear
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