he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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