if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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