I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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