respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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