Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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