Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I fill condoms, not promises.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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