We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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