Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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