They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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